Tax Evasion!

There are certain things I should never have to do myself. One is file my own taxes, because it is obnoxious and stupid and I probably did it wrong and will probably get arrested for illegally living in a living room for a year. FML. ezTaxReturn.com? More like yoursessionhastimedout.com. So freaking annoying! I also never want to set up my own internet, hang my own curtains or mow the lawn. Not just because I'm a girl, but because these things are tedious and hellish and I refuse. That is all.