I'm thinking that relay flip cup in a random bar while there's a pandemic going around is akin to playing Russian Roulette...
This morning on the way to work, a religious zealot was walking behind me screaming about God or something, so I cranked up my iPod. "Get Low" by Lil Jon was on. What a contrast. It made me smile.
In other news, I'm joining a dodgeball league in the fall. Dodgefall. I have rage issues.
My writing teacher says my style and humor are similiar to Sara Barron's, and she told me to read People Are Unappealing: Even Me. I'm not sure if this is a compliment or not...
A sales rep just sent me a lottery ticket ($220 million). If I win, I'm quitting my job, taking a world tour, and moving to California to surf. SEE YA!
hahahaha it is! Don't get the pig flu please.
ReplyDeleteI seriously hope you win the lottery. And if you do, remember your sisters. Also, I really can't get over the dodgeball thing. You must have really been thinking about it, because I completely channeled it into my morning dream. And I think I want to read that book when you're finished with it. Kthnxbai.
ReplyDeletei would like to read that as well! lol
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